It’s been a while since I posted a “Whitlee Says”! I so wish I could have a video camera follow her around all day. She says some of the most hilarious things! Here’s a few from lately.
Me: Whitlee, what do you want for dinner?
Whitlee: Um, spaghetti.
Me: I’m sorry, I don’t think I have the stuff to make spaghetti.
Whitlee: Well maybe you should just go to the supermarket then.
(I’ve never called it a supermarket a day in my life. I’m gonna say she probably got that one from Peppa Pig.)
Playing with her toys, I’m just watching and listening:
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(Too much YouTube Kids 🙈)
Me: Pizza is almost ready. Are you hungry?
Whitlee: Yes. I’m starvin…. like Marvin.
I hear Huck start crying in her room.
Me: Whitlee, what happened to your brother? Why is he crying?
Whitlee: Mayyybe because I slapped him.
She’s flying around the house…
Whitlee: I’m a superhero!
Me: You’re MY superhero.
Whitlee: Duh, I’m EVERYONE’S superhero.
Me: Whitlee, how’d you get so smart?
Whitlee: Umm, from Daddy.
Me: Oh okay, I had nothing to do with it, huh?
Me: What do you want for a snack?
Whitlee: Maybe some eggs. And some corn. And some chicken. And some pancakes. Oh and bacon. And maybe some broccoli.
Me: So… fruit snacks?
Riding in the truck the other day, she only has socks on, no shoes. She looks down at her socks and says:
“My feet are really tired of being in these sleeping bags.”
All the time:
“Mama? I have good news and I have bad news.”
Me: Whew! Hallelujah!
Whitlee: Whew! Halla-you-lah!”